
Dan Slott loves writing Marvel's
The Thing, he just doesn't know how long he'll be able to keep on writing it. Early sales on the ongoing series leave something to be desired, and if things don't change ... well, you know the rest.
So Slott is taking the grassroots, creator-driven, campaign-to-raise-sales thing up a notch. He recently talked to Newsarama about his plans in a conversation unmistakenly... well... Dan Slottian...
Newsarama: So Dan, let’s just right in this and not mince words…Hard, cold world-wise,
The Thing isn't lighting up the charts.
Dan Slott: Nope. We are in a
very scary place, numbers-wise.
NRAMA: Any thoughts on why people aren't jumping on? After all, it seems that you hear lots of people saying they want more traditional, fun comics, and this is surely that.
DS: Tell me about it! People are reading the book and having a fun time. The response is great. The reviews are great. The problem isn’t the sales, it’s the orders. We’ve got fan interest. What we need is retailer confidence.
Before fans ever got a chance to crack open
The Thing, it was set to launch as the
fifth ongoing
Fantastic Four title during the start of
Decimation and Infinite Crisis, at the end of
House of M, and at a time when most of the ink was going to promote
Spider-Man: The Other. I can
totally understand why our first issue didn’t order well.
But here’s the thing, retailers
aren’t going to turn around and magically start ordering more copies. Especially not with
Civil War around the corner and a zillion “One Year Later” books vying for their attention. Right now, if
anything is going to save this book, it’s going to be the fans!

NRAMA: So how do you, as the writer, take the bull by the horns to get the fans to help out?
DS: One word, sir: Bribery. Scratch that. I meant to say: a
content!
Andrea DiVito and I really love working on this book, and we so want to
keep working on it, that we’re starting up a pretty nifty contest. And for the big, grand prize, we’re offering some cool loot! For his part, Andrea is putting up an
original page of
Thing art - a sweet piece with a nice shot of the Thing on it! And on my end, I’m throwing in signed copies of the first two
She-Hulk trades, the all-new third trade (when it comes out in June), the
GLA trade, the
GLX-MAS Special, and the
Spider-Man/Human Torch: I’m With Stupid Digest!
NRAMA: Nice! So what are you calling this contest?
DS: “Pull My
Thing and Win a Prize!”
NRAMA: Um… I don’t think we can print that…
DS: Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. That’s “pull” as in “pull list.”
NRAMA: For our readers who may not know what a “pull list” is, it’s something you can set up with the owner of your Local Comic Shop - a list where you reserve copies that you will
definitely buy. When they come out, your LCS owner will put them aside for you, and that way you’re guaranteed to get your books even when the store sells out.
DS: Exactly! For any one title, most LCS owners order a set number of copies for the store.
And they usually
up their orders for that title by the number of customers that have it on their pull list.
So here’s the deal - it’s too late for a grassroots letter writing campaign. We need a grassroots pull list campaign!
If you like this book, put it on your pull list. If you don’t have a pull list, start one - even if it’s just for
The Thing. If you’ve heard good things about the book, but you’re a wait-for-the-trade-person? Please understand, you are
not hurting us - but if you step up now, you can help
save us!
Seriously, if we do not start getting some back-to-press level numbers right away, this is all going to be moot. Moot with a capital “M” and a capital “OOT.”
NRAMA: So how does this “contest” work?
DS: There’s one grand prize, the whole kit-and-kaboodle, and it’s going to the best pitchman on the message boards! We need people pounding the virtual-beat, getting the word out about our pull list campaign, and letting people know what they like about the title. I’ll be scouring
all the boards and declaring a winner by the end of June.
What I’m looking for is the person who’s doing the best job promoting “Pull My
Thing and Win a Prize” - but without being pushy or derailing any threads. And you gotta bring the love [laughs].
NRAMA: We're four issues in - where are things, currently?
DS: Ben Grimm, the original “Kevin Bacon” of the Marvel Universe, is now one of the richest men in America. But he’s just starting to realize that there are some things that are more important than money.
His longtime girlfriend, Alicia, has moved on to a new relationship. She’s now dating a really nice guy named Arlo North. And what’s his story, huh?
Lockjaw, the loveable teleportin’ pup, has decided that he’d rather live with Ben than be with all a’ them stuffy Inhumans up there on the moon.
And… Oh yeah… There’s been a lotta two-fisted team ups with a whole mess a’ Marvel superguys like Nighthawk, Constrictor, and Tony Stark. All new supervillains in the form of Shockjock and Cauldron: The Scalding Man. Oh! And you got to see a Pirate Thing-bot beat up a Clown Hulk-bot. Nifty!
NRAMA: Wait. So Lockjaw is now staying with Ben?
DS: Wouldn’t you? It’s fun to pal around with Benjamin J. Grimm. The grub’s always good. And when it comes to playing fetch, Ben’s really good at tossing that manhole cover-frisbee around.
NRAMA: What aspect of Ben do you find the most appealing? What specifically about him really strikes to your core and resonates?
DS: He is the
Ultimate blend of Stan and Jack. He’s equal parts cosmic and down-to-earth, raw power and raw emotion, tragic and comic, flawed and heroic. Without a doubt, he is
the quintessential Marvel character.
NRAMA: What's the most important thing in the world to Ben?
DS: His spirit. He’s the guy that you just can’t break! You could hit ‘em with everything you got - and, I don’t care if you’re the Incredible Hulk - he’s
not going down! That’s his greatest super power.
You have characters like Batman or Captain America - and their shtick is that they always “find a way”. Well, Ben might not have the smarts to figure that stuff out, but you know what? It don’t matter! He’s gonna come through for ya! He’s gonna get up offa that mat, he’s gonna hold that line, and he’s gonna get the dang job done!
NRAMA: How long did it take you to come up with that answer?
DS: Under a Yancy Street minute. Which is much less than a New York minute. ‘Cause on Yancy Street, we can’t be bothered to count up ta sixty!

NRAMA: Coming up in issue #5 then - looks ominous. So, one can take it that there are elements that
don’t like seeing Ben back on Yancy Street?
DS: They never do, don’t they? Frickin’ Yancy Streeters!
NRAMA: Why not?
DS: Well, dis time around, maybe it’s because a certain sumbuddy’s a li’l too big fer his billion dollar britches? Or maybe Benjy’s just stepped on the wrong toes with his size 36 quadruple E’s? Whatever the case, you can bet it’s gonna lead to a
big throwdown!
NRAMA: A
big throwdown? Is this against another new villain?
DS: Nope. Actually, it’s somebody that a lot of the readers have been asking to see… Who? You’ll just have to pick up #5 this Wednesday to find out. And Spidey fans better jump on now. Because this leads into our big, fun lovin’ Spider-Man team-up in
Thing #6!
NRAMA: So - moving on...issue #7 - time travel?
Time Travel? What the? Why does Ben need to take a trip to Ancient Greece?
DS: Well? Can you think of a better place to take Alicia for her birthday? Huh? No? Didn’t think so.
NRAMA: And the Hercules he meets back then doesn't recognize him at all, right?
DS: Not even a little. Thanks to the wonders of time travel, this is actually going to be the first time the Son of Zeus meets the Nephew of Petunia.
NRAMA: And finally, with what's been solicited - #8 - poker night, right...but with a billionaire twist?
DS: Yup! This isn’t one of Ben’s normal poker nights. He’s throwing the first ever Superhero Poker Tournament!
NRAMA: What can you say about the tournament?
DS: It’s all for fun. And everybody’s got a story to swap about the Idol of Millions. So it’s not just a poker game, it’s one tall tale after another. (Which, of course, will include lots a’ clobberin’!)
NRAMA: How many guest stars will see in that issue?
DS: A gazillion! From big name headliners like Wolverine and Captain America, to
Marvel Two-In-One stalwarts like Goliath and Stingray, to some of my personal faves like She-Hulk and Squirrel Girl. Yeah, you read that right: Squirrel Girl!
NRAMA: Of course, one of the traditions of Ben's poker nights was that there was always the haze of smoke overhead. Any chance on getting Marvel to relax the no smoking ban for this issue?
DS: Nah. Probably not. The only smoke you might see would be over Johnny Storm’s head - if he takes a ‘bad beat’. (Can you tell I’ve been watching lots of Poker on ESPN2?)

NRAMA: At the
New York Comic-Con, you mentioned that you'd have a "first" coming up in the series.
DS: You’ll see it in
Thing #8. It’s the
real reason all these heroes have gathered together.
NRAMA: Any hints?
DS: No.
NRAMA: Are you sure it's
never been seen?
DS: Yes. Absolutely.
NRAMA: And it has to do with Ben?
DS: Well, it is his book.
NRAMA: Any particular aspect of him?
DS: That would be a hint. Check us out in June. Cough up the $2.99. It’s going to be well worth it. Trust me. I think this is going to be my favorite issue all year.
NRAMA: Also - speaking of stuff coming up, will the series play into or out of
Civil War?
DS: No.
The Thing is gonna be a
Civil War Free Zone. From day one, we’ve done our best to make
The Thing a book that readers can escape
to If you’re one of those readers that’s feeling bogged by all of the “Infinite
This” and “House of
That:, then we’re your oasis. Heck, we’re an oasis that comes complete with a fun waterslide! Or maybe you’re someone who’s neck deep into event books and loving every minute of it? In that case, think of those as your savory main course, and
The Thing as your sweet and tasty desert!
NRAMA: Any final thoughts?
DS: Just this - if you like this book, you’re gonna have to fight for it. Right now! You’re gonna have to channel some a’ the Ever Lovin’ Blued Eye Thing! You’re gonna have to start swinging, and not stop till we get up off the mat and go back to the presses!
Selfishly? I want to keep doing this book! I’m having a blast! I love working with Andrea DiVito, Kieron Dwyer, and Laura Villari ! I think these guys are hitting every single issue out of the park! And, super-selfishly, I know the next big storyline coming up could be one of the best things I’ve done for Marvel - it’s a pretty big arc - and I want to get to it!
I’ve walked other creators through the key beats of the story - and I hear things like “Oh my God!” and “They’re gonna let you
do that?!” and (my favorite, from inker Keith Williams) “You just made all the hairs on my neck stand up!” Trust me, it’s
that good! You wanna read it? Well, I’m gonna need
your help on this one, guys! So please…
…PULL MY THING!