by Ryan McLelland
Spitfire and the Troubleshooters! #4
Marvel Comics
January 1987
Written by: Gerry Conway
Pencils by: Todd MacFarlane
Inks by: Bob McLeod
Iron Man. X-O Manowar. Zoom Suit. PANSIES! What makes them so great other then cool armored suits that let them beat up bad guys? NOTHING! What the drunk, the barbarian, and the little kid don’t have is a hottie red head behind the wheel of her own flying suit. That’s how Spitfire helped buck the status quo back in 1986 – just one of the eight New Universe titles launched with not-so-great success. This fanboy has always loved the New Universe and with the new stories recently released along with Warren Ellis’s new take on the horizon maybe its time for you, like me, to pick up some old books like
Spitfire #4 to find out what the whole Marvel experiment was all about.
Look up in the sky. It’s not a bird, not a plane, it’s the red armored M.A.X. II armor flown by super hottie Jenny Swanson! ‘Spitfire’ soars through the sky towards Washington D.C. where the robot is addressing a congressional committee on engineering. Wow, this sounds like a really fun comic already! As Spitfire lands on the steps I half expected the comic to perk up with a ‘I'm just a bill, yes I am only a bill and I am sitting here on Capitol Hill’ song but the only excitement are some stupid cops who point their pistols at Spitfire talking it to “HALT!” The robot throws its arms up in disgust and says, “Are you kidding me?” Are you kidding me indeed! I sat through all those boring Star Wars senate scenes, do I really have to sit through another one in a comic book?
The congressional hearing is full underway when Spitfire is walked into the courtroom to testify on what really happened that dark stormy night at Krotze International. The congressional delegation scoffs at the machine because how the heck do you swear in a robot? Of course Spitfire is not just a robot and, as the head tilts back, out pops mega-luscious Jenny in a black skintight outfit that is very appropriate for testifying. While Jenny testifies on stealing the suit of armor she’s currently flying a madman walks around his apartment shirtless with camouflage pants and a lead pipe watches the proceedings on the television.
It seems this man, the evil Steel Hawk, has kidnapped Krotze himself and his holding the man hostage in his crappy apartment. Having grown excited with the prospect of taking the redhead and her robot down the man decides he no longer needs his captive and goes all Robert DeNiro/Al Capone on him, whacking him until the red blood on the wall looks like a lovely Jackson Pollock.
Two nights later Spitfire is back at MIT where her and her Troubleshooters reside. They are attending a function that is about to be ruined by Steel Hawk and his homemade bomb. Luckily one of the Troubleshooters finds the device and Spitfire flies off with it, destroying it before it goes off. Steel Hawk then jumps into action and the fight is on with the well armed baddie firing everything he can at Jenny’s suit-o-armor. The fight is actually very well balanced and actually has Steel Hawk winning and decimating the robot. It’s a near fight to the death for five pages until Steel Hawk gets clumsy allowing Jenny to get the upper hand. Even with a broken leg Steel Hawk escapes, knowing he’s beaten and Jenny, with her destroyed suit of armor, is heralded as a hero until the cops show up to arrest her for the death of one Fritz Krotze, who just happened to wash up in the river two days after Jenny said she’d love to kill him right on national television.
Though I poke fun at this book I have nothing but love for this book written by the legendary Gerry Conway, a man who has written some of the best comics of all time and created some little known comic character called The Punisher. The man who killed off Gwen Stacy is paired here with a very young Todd McFarlane who instantly showed back in 1986 that his art style was going to take him places. This, however, is the only issue Todd penciled of the series, this during a time when he was doing some great fill-in work left and right (remember his G.I. Joe issue?) This issue, as did the series, showed some very great promise but was cancelled a little less than a year later and Spitfire went from being a super redheaded hottie to some ugly steel skinned girl. How? Well dig into the bins to find all the New Universe comics you can to find out, especially when you can find them for one shiny quarter.