As a man, is it wrong to want my wife to wear this during lovemaking?

Cyphon · 06-05-2007, 02:35 PM

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

Crump's Brother · 06-05-2007, 02:36 PM

DO IT !

And make her say "Til all are one! Til all are one!" while she wears it.

UnknownEric · 06-05-2007, 02:36 PM

Autosluts wage their battle to lubricate the forces of the Nosexicons.

Timberoo · 06-05-2007, 02:37 PM

You want to f*ck Optimus Prime?

A Black Arachnia mask I could understand....

NeoSamurai · 06-05-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Timberoo

You want to f*ck Optimus Prime?

A Black Arachnia mask I could understand....

if you're a fan of megatron, you always want to f*ck Optimus Prime.

lancer_man · 06-05-2007, 02:40 PM

You are repressed robot-gay.

toolverine · 06-05-2007, 02:41 PM

Robo____er.

wilcofan · 06-05-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyphon

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

How much are those? That is awesome by the way. Wife.....where are you......

Zechs · 06-05-2007, 02:42 PM

Tell her that she should say, "One shall stand, one shall fall." and "I thought you where made of sterner stuff."

Atomic Midni · 06-05-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by toolverine

Robo____er.

Cyphon is the male version of the Scarlet Witch

toolverine · 06-05-2007, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Atomic Midni

Cyphon is the male version of the Scarlet Witch

Cyphon has a USB port on his penis.

Timberoo · 06-05-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NeoSamurai

if you're a fan of megatron, you always want to f*ck Optimus Prime.

So it wasn't just me who's gaydar went off about Megatron.....

Herald · 06-05-2007, 02:46 PM

"Transform and roll out!!"

lancer_man · 06-05-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Timberoo

So it wasn't just me who's gaydar went off about Megatron.....

I thought bumblebee was the only gay one.

FrostyFrog · 06-05-2007, 02:47 PM

I almost sent this thread to my fiancee ... then realized the possible repercussions and realized this will never happen without my ass getting kicked

Timberoo · 06-05-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lancer_man

I thought bumblebee was the only gay one.

There was obvious sexual tension between Megatron and Starscream.

Delta Ass · 06-05-2007, 02:49 PM

Are you also going to have your wife attached to a trailer of some sort?

toolverine · 06-05-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta Ass

Are you also going to have your wife attached to a trailer of some sort?

Aside from the one they live in?

TheGrayHulk · 06-05-2007, 02:51 PM

Hey, if I were you I would be the one wearing it, and give the wife a Megatron mask... and then FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! The bed can be Cybertron... and the war will go on! That would be kinda hot...

royce73 · 06-05-2007, 02:51 PM

If you have to go the mask route, it is a helluva lot better going with Optimus Prime than going with this:

The D · 06-05-2007, 02:51 PM

I'd rather get a piece of this

Timberoo · 06-05-2007, 02:52 PM

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

mrorangesoda · 06-05-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The D

I'd rather get a piece of this

Nothing can ____ the Grimace...

lancer_man · 06-05-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Timberoo

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

I thought he already had to wear a mask for her to even touch him.

royce73 · 06-05-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Timberoo

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

I remember going as OJ Simpson for my senior year in college (1995). I had the black glove, machette, and everything. I remember sitting at my friends house and getting drunk before going out when my friend's drunk girlfriend (now wife and mother of his children) thought it would be hot if she wore the OJ mask while they had sex. The room went silent for a good 10 seconds.