Whedon and Ellis Debate Going On Right Now

[darrik]

I found this on Whedonesque. Ellis posted a joke about Whedon/Serenity, and Joss started replying.

http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=1848

It's really entertaining and worth watching.

Joss Whedon Says:

All right, Ellis, I am a couple of decades older than you. Touche. But you don’t know all of it. Jeph Loebi-Wan never told you the truth about your father…

Yes. You’re my youngling. Oh for chrissake, everybody knows it but you! Even my beard-growers speak of it freely! Now join me and together we can rule an infintisinimimmsally tiny portion of the galaxy and have a mildly amusing interweb flame war! If you only knew the power of the Hack Side! Join me. Seriously. I’ll cut off your other hand, you pansy.

[KyleCowstar]

# Joss Whedon Says:
February 16th, 2006 at 6:39 pm

Are you kidding? This is the most writing I’ve done in months.

(Warner Brothers execs don’t come here, do they?)




Hahahahahaahaha

[Michael Hawk]

That reminds me of the crap me and my buddies do except the difference is both Ellis and Whedon have jobs. *starts to cry*

[Ben Strasser]

As I was scrolling down, I kept waiting for Cassaday's name to pop up. That's some fun stuff there, ha!

[The Shadow]

Hey... there hasn't been a Serenity thread in ages... what gives???

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by Ben Strasser
As I was scrolling down, I kept waiting for Cassaday's name to pop up. That's some fun stuff there, ha!

I hope he gets involved. But then again he's an artist and artists aren't creative!!!

[cncoyle]

Originally posted by Michael Hawk
That reminds me of the crap me and my buddies do except the difference is both Ellis and Whedon have jobs. *starts to cry*

And they're hellasuccessful while you just hellasuck.

[Skatonic10]

WOW! Joss Whedon pulling out the My Name Is Earl reference... NICE!

"Revenge, eh? So, mister Ellis — (swishes brandy in large glass) — let the games begin, unless they are games of skill, or physical exertion of any kind, or with math. I know the bitter bitter truth, why you are so threatened by my genius, my, class, my big glass of brandy. It’s because you’re so OLD, so terribly terribly OLD, isn’t it! Mountains were hills when you were middle-aged. I hear you left your wife for a younger, trophy Cromagnon. And that you’re… that a young person would find you strange, and… from many years of… you being… DAMN! This round to you, Ellis. But the game is far –(drains Brandy, gasps like beached whale) — from over."

This will amuse me for a while!

UPDATED as I read: WOW! Whedon pulled out the big words "infintisinimimmsally".

WE: Look, everybody. Joss and Warren are avoiding writing. (HAHA)

JW: Are you kidding? This is the most writing I’ve done in months.

(Warner Brothers execs don’t come here, do they?) <-- Sounds like something Kevin Smith would say.

WE: I’m going to start a rumour that you’re attending San Diego dressed as Wonder Woman. (Now this would be CLASSIC!)

WE: Astronomical X-Cash is a very popular book, and I like that Johnny has enough money now for things like hair products and food. (This is getting better than sex... almost. Well, unless I was having sex with Joss Whedon and Warren Ellis. Ok, that was just gross)

JOE Q pipes in: GET BACK TO WORK!

*Lights cuban cigar with 100$ dollar bill*
(Now you're all in big, BIG trouble!)

Awww.... its over. Word spread to fast. I'm sad now.

[darrik]

Hawk Says:

Twenty bucks says they’re both chatting on the same computer in Batman and Spiderman underoos.

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by darrik

Who is that sexy man!?!

[Ben Strasser]

Originally posted by Michael Hawk
I hope he gets involved. But then again he's an artist and artists aren't creative!!!

Or he's busy crying while trying to figure out how to get both books out. Bet he's thinking, "I must keep both their love!!"

[darrik]

Joe Q. (www.marvel.com) Says:
February 16th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
GET BACK TO WORK!

*Lights cuban cigar with 100$ dollar bill*
Says:

[algertman]

wha?

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by cncoyle
And they're hellasuccessful while you just hellasuck.

Actually, I'm really both Whedon and Ellis. I'm really a scientist who is in the field of brain-control and couldn't find any gorillas around so I figure a comic book writer and the guy who made Buffy would be good enough. Plus, Cassaday paid me too.

[amlah6]

Originally posted by The Shadow
Hey... there hasn't been a Serenity thread in ages... what gives???

Nothing, you just missed it.

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by Ben Strasser
Or he's busy crying while trying to figure out how to get both books out. Bet he's thinking, "I must keep both their love!!"

Reach-arounds, John. Reach-arounds.

[cncoyle]

Originally posted by Michael Hawk
Plus, Cassaday paid me too.

Whoa, is it true about Cassady and his, um... nether-length?

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by cncoyle
Whoa, is it true about Cassady and his, um... nether-length?

After I answer this, you'll now know why I can't sit down properly.

[darrik]

Aw, it seems to be over.

Still, I managed to get a post in (and promote this thread!).

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by darrik
Aw, it seems to be over.

Still, I managed to get a post in (and promote this thread!).

I GOT LAST REPLY!!! YES!!!

[darrik]

Originally posted by Michael Hawk
I GOT LAST REPLY!!! YES!!!

Grr, if only I was a slower typer!

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by darrik
Grr, if only I was a slower typer!

REACH-AROUND TIME!!!

[NightRiver]

That was classic.

Like Joe Q lighting the cigar with money and the many pseudonims for Astonishing Xmen.

[GuitarSmashley]

Oh my god

When Cassaday masturbates at night in that cell under Joe Quesada’s house HE STILL SAYS
MY NAME NOT YOURS MINE MINE MINE

That had me laughing a lot

[Michael Hawk]

Originally posted by guitaryoni
Oh my god



That had me laughing a lot

Same here. That delayed my response by about a minute.