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MattBrady
02-23-2003, 11:35 AM
<img src="http://www.newsarama.com/Other_Publishers/cracked.jpg" width="300" height="407" align="right">by Mike Sangiacomo

The first reaction by many to the mention of Cracked Magazine is: “That still being published?”

Yep.

The magazine that first premiered in 1958, aping the much more successful Mad Magazine, just reached issue No. 359 and is selling in respectable numbers of more than 50,000 a month.

But what people would find even more interesting is that the owner of Cracked ($3.00, Mega Media) is the editor-in-chief of another of America’s favorite fake and funny periodical: Weekly World News.

Yes, the same guy responsible for stories like “Giant Cockroaches Invade Cleveland;” “Abe Was a Babe: Abraham Lincoln Was A Woman;” and anything involving Bigfoot, Bat Boy and various alien invasions also is responsible for a magazine with articles like “Magazines for Dogs;” and “Hopping Mad Mom Wants to Ban the Insane Clown Posse.”

In case you can’t tell which article appeared in which publication, which is understandable, the last two are in Cracked. The others are from editions of the Weekly World News.

By the way, the report about dog-sized cockroaches in Cleveland story was not true. I checked.

Now for the really headscratching stuff: WWN sells a half-million copies a week. That’s almost five times X-Men and Spider-Man numbers. Who buys this stuff?

Dick Kulpa, owner of Cracked and editor-in-chief at the WWN, doesn’t know, he’s just happy they do.

You won’t get Kulpa to admit that the flights of fantasy in the WWN come strictly from the minds of his staff, but he is happy to talk about Cracked.

“I remembered it as a kid and I heard that it was for sale,” he said. “I figured it might be fun, so I bought it in November, 2000. It was pretty easy to turn it around and make a profit. The former owners printed a quarter-million copies and only sold 44,000.

“It doesn’t take a genius to figure out where all the money was going,” he said. “So I cut the run back to 100,000, improved the quality of the writing with some new people, including folks from Spumco (Ren and Stimpy) and soon it was selling more than 50,000 a month. Nothing to it.”

Whether Cracked is turning a profit yet is a matter for Kulpa and the IRS, but it certainly is no longer the money pit it used to be.

The magazine is aimed at 10-to-16 year old boys, a little young than the Mad audience. From the perspective of a slightly middle-aged man, it’s pretty weak, but then I am not the target audience. I am the father of their target audience who they hope reads the Weekly World News instead.

The illustrated articles are parodies of music, television and film like “Insane Cracked Posse Raps Eminem,” “Scenes We’ll Never See on the Anne Nicole Show” and “007 vs. XXX.”

The pieces are quick, 2 or 3 pages, and get the point across.

Kulpa is still trying to get the magazine on a monthly schedule. It’s as erratic as a Rob Liefeld series, nine issues in a little more than two years. Kulpa said he was working on that, but doesn’t think that a new issue of the magazine has to be on the stands every four weeks. Since they stay on the newsstand longer than comics, an issue can stay alive for a few months.

“I picked up Cracked before I bought it and I didn’t understand it,” he said. “It was too focused on comic book parodies and didn’t make sense to anyone who was not immersed in that culture. I wanted to be able to read the articles and laugh, this is basic.”

He now relies on his 12-year-old daughter to tell him what’s hot and what’s not. She’s his barometer of popular taste.

Kulpa doesn’t back down when asked about Mad magazine, but insists that there is room for both on the newsstands.

“Mad does things differently than we do, we don’t compete with them,” he said. “We’re glad they are around. If anything, the big difference is that we are the little guys, less structured. We are removed from the New York centered arrogance that Mad represents, down here in Florida we're more down to Earth, less citified.”

Kulpa figures there’s enough goofiness to go around.

Michael Sangiacomo is a statewide news reporter for the Plain Dealer newspaper in Cleveland, Ohio. His syndicated "Journey Into Comics" weekly column on the state of the comic book business, can be found in newspapers and at the Newsarama website. His monthly comic book column appears the first Saturday of each month in the Plain Dealer Arts page and is syndicated through Newhouse Newspapers. He also writes a twice-monthly audiobooks review column covering crime thrillers and mysteries that can be seen at <a href="http://www.audiobookstoday.com" target="_blank">www.audiobookstoday.com</a>

leez34
02-23-2003, 01:26 PM
Who would read this magazine if they could read MAD?

DocBrass
02-23-2003, 02:06 PM
I use to read Cracked back in the 70's. I liked them better than Mad. I think Mad appealed to the older readers.

I have a feeling today, all of the good "parody" humor writers and artists are at mad. No steady income when you only get 9 issues out a year.

shakey
02-23-2003, 03:47 PM
Mad had better writers and great artists like Dave Berg and Aragones, but Cracked made good use of some of Marvel's best Artists.

The great John Severin did many Cracked TV parodies. I'm still kicking myself for not snagging some Severin-Barney Miller original art from an EBAY auction last year.

RWNeal
02-23-2003, 04:06 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by leez34:
<strong>Who would read this magazine if they could read MAD?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Have you read MAD lately? Outside of Sergio and a few of the other old mainstays it's barely funny these days.

Justin M. Campbell
02-23-2003, 04:24 PM
Didn't Daniel Clows have some stuff in Cracked in the mid-80's? I remember thinking that Ghost World looked a lot like the art in some of my uncle's old issues of Cracked.

samnoir
02-23-2003, 04:37 PM
There was a time in the late seventies where i actually liked Cracked better than Mad, and it was only later that I figured out it was because of John Severin's art on the lead movie/TV feature every month.

I discovered his EC stuff much later and was shocked at the grittiness of the war stories compared to the utrarealistic humour stuff he did. His Mork and Mindy was almost better than the actually TV show at times. I would love a TPB collecting Severin's TV and Movie parodies.

Any way we could convince the Weekly World News that there is a demand for collected material?

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Greg
02-23-2003, 08:30 PM
Hmmm...Restuctures company to appeal to a wider audience, talks to child about what material to run in national magazine, and issues do not come put on a regular basis.
If this doesn't sound like a Jemas emulation, I don't know what is. :p

Taylor Porter
02-23-2003, 09:13 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Justin M. Campbell:
<strong>Didn't Daniel Clows have some stuff in Cracked in the mid-80's? I remember thinking that Ghost World looked a lot like the art in some of my uncle's old issues of Cracked.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, yeah! The Uggly Family! They were like the Munsters of the Addams Family, but grosser.

Hank Wirtz
02-23-2003, 09:24 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by shakey:
<strong>Mad had better writers and great artists like Dave Berg and Aragones, but Cracked made good use of some of Marvel's best Artists.

</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wasn't that CRAZY magazine? Y'know with "Mike Carlin's Page O' Stuff" in the back? Crazy was published by Marvel.

Or are you talking about a general incest of creative staffs between the two?

madcougar
02-23-2003, 09:45 PM
I gotta tell you Newsarama has really impressed me with some of their stories recently. They are doing a very good job of not just covering the tights.

This was a really interesting piece.

TroutMask
02-23-2003, 11:45 PM
Cracked used to remind me of Weirdo..

Donnie Darko
02-24-2003, 04:57 AM
Oh my God, I just realized after reading this article, that MAD and Cracked are two different magazines published by two different publishers! All these years I thought they published Cracked because MAD didn't have enough space for all their lunatic ideas. Horrors!

So what, next thing you'll tell me, chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows? Huh?!! HUH?!!!

Damn you, NEWSARAMA!

DavidStallard
02-24-2003, 10:52 AM
Anybody remember Crazy? It was Marvel's Mad Magazine clone. Obnoxio the Clown was its mascot. Back in elementary school I went through a few years where I read Mad, Cracked, and Crazy. I can't remember how I ranked Cracked vs Mad, but I thought Crazy was the best of the three. I sent off for a subscription, only to be told that the magazine had been cancelled already. I got one issue, and then I changed the rest of my subscription over to Rom: Spaceknight.

Heff
02-24-2003, 01:53 PM
Wow! Back in the late '70's Cracked was my all-time favorite magazine. I religiously searched the 7-11's everyday for new issues of Cracked, Giant Cracked, Super Cracked, Cracked Special Editions, well you get the idea. I also read Mad, Crazy and Sick but nothing could beat Cracked. Mad may have had Jack Davis, Don Martin, Sergio Aragones and Dave Berg but Cracked had Howard Nostrand, Bill Ward's Nanny Dickering (Yowza!) and the great John Severin. Nothing could beat his movie and TV parodies. The best one was the one that combined Jaws, Rocky, The Bad News Bears, The Godfather, Close Encounters, Airport, The Towering Inferno and King Kong into one story! I have even seen that Bob Fingerman and Peter Bagge did some work for them in the late '80's. Now I am going to have to look for my old issues. Thanks a lot!

shakey
02-24-2003, 03:30 PM
Hank you're probably right, but I was thinking mainly abouy John Severin, and Herb Trimpe.

Maybe Trimpe was in Crazy, and not Cracked, but I know Severin obivously was in Cracked.

Shame on me for forgetting Don Martin and Jack Davis in MAD

OM
02-24-2003, 03:33 PM
...Ah, screw'em both. Not Brand Ecch had'em all beat!

dave berns
02-26-2003, 01:18 AM
just thought i'd drop a little reply.
i'm one of the editors at cracked, and we are now officially dedicated to getting the magazine out on a bi-monthly schedule. 360 is on its way to the printers as we speak, and it is nothing short of excellent. we've got a great mix of styles and subject matter that should appeal to comics fans as well as their girlfriends, parents, kids, friends and parole officers too!
just to clarify something...
the spumco and former spumco (now wb) animators working with us now are new additions as of 359, not responsible for for our already respectable sales figures. those guys as well as a handfull of choice newcomers will, however, be partly responsible for garnering enviable rather than respectable sales.
everyone involved in this magazine is in it for the love first and the paycheck second. readers who've picked up the latest addition can attest to this. we're having a ball putting this magazine out! if you see it on the newsstand, all i ask is that you flip through a few pages. why is it all i ask? well, once you do, you'll have to buy it. unless you're a shoplifter.