The Best of the Old 'Rama

[GLX]

What have been your favorite threads?

[mjoln1r]

Long time lurker but only joined recently so some of these may seem odd picks, but they are awesome!

i hate my gf - this just cracked me up! (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=136116)

Greg Land guessing game (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=134443)

God damn UPS (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=121778)

All hail Herald :) (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=117886)

There's a few more and one in particular but I'll let someone else mention it.
Talk@ at the Marvel subforum have helped while away many an hour at work :)

[Pontius]

One of my favorites: Dear Kristen Bell.... (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=136161) :)

And of course the Thunderdome competitions were and are a total blast.

[Omega Flyer]

Some classics listed in here:
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=122071

[nietoperz]

AIIEEE SIN CITY, of course. Hey Smashley as well.

[dairydead]

KORG AVATAR HELP is a classic

[Omega Flyer]

My personal faves:

"Why is Brady allowing Jza to call people pedophiles?"
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=87353&

Because this is just one of the best posts i've ever read:

I took the liberty of taking a few random posts and placing them out of context. Enjoy. ;)
PS. Please note avengingtitan's 'Bodily Fluids Trilogy,' highlighted in red. :D



Steve Rogers: This is a personal attack on other people that post on this board.
This is very slanderous, mallicious verbal assult.
Why was nothing done?
Brady is it allright to call people pedophiles on here?

MoneyMelon: Here we go :rolleyes:

avengingtitan: This is gonna get good.

Fugu: Chill out, pedophile.

MoneyMelon: I'm stuck in a thread loop! :eek:
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

House Of Me: And I thought today was gonna be boring....

Steve Rogers: Did you like your post deleated?

lancer_man: I thought we decided that pedophile, like slut, was a term of endearment.

tralfaz: I would like punchy banned for life... this is my contribution to this thread

MattBrady: because, bigcapfan, just like when former trolls re-register and start their ways again (thanks for sticking your head out, btw) some reported posts need some looking into, context, etc. JZA made a tasteless blanket insult to a website, no individual was called out, but - given the amount of twisting of the undergarments this has caused, it's gone. As are you. C'mon man - this is what...your sixth alias? Jeez.
MattB

House Of Me: I just don't see Carrie being the mentally unstable, coke-snorting, ho-bag, Britney-lite, kid-producing-machine of a wife you want, though....

CountD: I think someone just got booted...:eek:

lancer_man: I only pondering how much bad highlights can make most women look like a whore.

TheFoo: Ah, Arizona State Skanks... mmmmm......

MoneyMelon: I have a rape whistle

TheFoo: OK folks, thanks for the entertainment. When I come back, I fully expect this thread to be a bloated shadow of what it once.

avengingtitan: BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO
*heckle, heckle, heckle.*

Timberoo: A rim job, but it's by a clown.

avengingtitan: Undergarments means Underware.

Cyphon: Hey, I'm not the one with the nose covered in feces.

JonnyNutsack: How did that old Klingon proverb go again?

evilive72: I think it went, "Im a total dork."

jza1218: Am I banned?

tlbauer: why hasn't jza ever called me a name! what have i not done to not deserve it??!!! :mad:

jza1218: Who are you?

Starlord: just got here, anybody get banned yet? did I miss it?

CountD: scoot, yhour're a d1ckwh@d! :)

GOSD: I'm a total slut.

Mr Wesley: Does it work? Like, ever?

Mr Wesley: I think the shock and awe he's already blessed us with is fine, thank you very much.

GOSD: God, please no. :(
*covers eyes*

avengingtitan: I believe your full of Poo.

evilive72: No, but I love you too sweety.

avengingtitan: Dear Christ NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evilive72: Just laugh and point at the retards.

avengingtitan: Any thread I post in is gold.

GOSD: White is right! :mad:

avengingtitan: Do I have to invade Germany and kick your ass again. :D

Mr Wesley: I think it's the tender way the brunette is holding the blonde's chin up, so she can snake her tongue down her throat.

avengingtitan: I just pee'd a little.

Carrie: Actually I just wanted to see a fight. Is that so wrong? :(

EyesBL7: Actually, I think he threatened to "piss in your eyes".

Carrie: Don't you just hate low quality boobies? :(

lancer_man: Shooting them full of love is still cool.

hulk432: Homie, how I roll be how I roll, yo...
...Fo shizzle, yo.

Mobbo: i wish i could post 400 times a day, but i'm too busy looking at porn.

evilive72: That mental image is horrible. I hope you have Locomotion stuck in your head all day now.

lancer_man: Google "grandma topless wrinkle"

avengingtitan: I just vomited a little.

jza1218: I think we're straying too far from the original point of this thread.
So I'm allowed to call people pedophiles?

chap22: you mean they don't pop each other's bare asses with rolled-up towels???? i call shenanigans!!

evilive72: I refuse to let your wife's reality ruin my wonderful fantasy.

avengingtitan: I just came a little.

Mr Wesley: Wax balls sound painful.

Carrie: I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU BLEED! :mad:

Mobbo: NOOOOOO! this thread is slowing down. quick......someone make a racist remark!

avengingtitan: Gotta love asian porn.

Duckula: Hey guys, what's going on?

UnknownEric: I just want to know how she can talk with no mouth.

Dman: what i miss, i left this thread a couple of hours ago and we're up to over 20 pages?

nietoperz: To be fair, the last few pages appear to be about burning camel dung...

SkillzLess1: bout time that pedophile takes a vacation.

lancer_man: Man, if I had me some jewish slaves I would build all kinds of crap.

UnkownEric: Don't drink and surf.

Eison: This is a long thread.

Xgirl1251: Actually, it's girth that counts, not length.;)

lancer_man: If your liver can't take a little pounding then your not a real woman.

Mobbo: i will never let this thread die!!!!

GOSD: I'm a jiz mopper. :(

MoneyMelon: Oh, c'mon....they're not bad. They have that stripper thing going for them

Mobbo: i thought it was Santa Claus.

Cyphon: Looking at him, he probably only comes once a year too. :)

GOSD: JIHAD! :mad:

GOSD: Nice boobies but get INTO it girls... :mad:

Johnny Smith: Did I miss all the fun? :(

hulk432: Fu*king camels is one thing, but this is just wrong for me...

dairylives: whatd i miss?!?!

Doombug: Lesbians, Santa and a camel. All in that order.

lancer_man: And that brings us right back to pedophiles.

Fugu: their humps, their lovely camel humps (check it out!)

Mobbo: no, it was the camel sex that killed the thread.:(

Fugu: Recent polls indicate that the Black Eyed Peas are more popular than camel sex.

toede: only ugly chicks have personality.... uh oh

Xaraan: this is the only forum where I can go to work for a day and a 31 page thread pops up!

Fugu: We got a little out of control after MoneyMelon started posting pictures of girls kissing... :o

Gurl Reader: *Whips Xaraan*:D

webhead10: I hope the person I get for Rama Secret Santa isn't a pedophile. That could get really awkward.:(

Thunderstorm: He has the most talented crotch...

Xaraan: Dance! ooooo Boogiewoogie Daaaance!

MoneyMelon: Well what do you expect from a pedophile?

avengingtitan: Its classic rama and then some.
I'd say we stepped it up a few notches.

jza1218: Fun Fact: There are three threads that have my name in the title with over 600 posts.

ANOMALY: I can't even describe the emotions I feel for shock and awe. Being disgusted and angry, yet intrigued and tickled at the same time is confusing.

hulk432: Y'know you love them fat bitches.;)

Fugu: I'd kill for a firewall that only allowed pictures of girls kissing, and filtered out all the fat bitches.

hulk432: Yaaaaaay!!

It took some real dedication.

[jza1218]

I love FUGU's posts in that..."Chill out, pedophile"

[Kolimar]

So many things. We could start with MarvelVsDC. And his dad beating him up with a rolled up Superman comic. :p

[DeadFett]

KORG AVATAR HELP is a classic

Ahh...memories...:D

[Punchy]

I should report Tralfaz for what he said in that thread.

[Venkman]

This one is probably the best one I started
A little problem I have with certain police (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=151878)

[Lupek]

MOTA vs Kurt Busiek

[Zechs]

MOTA vs Kurt Busiek

Seconded!! Hours upon fun there :p

[Omega Flyer]

Just reminded of this glorious thread through it being bumped:
http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=140249

Jajajajajaja! :D

[chap22]

i was always fond of Vinny's ridiculous thread equating the Atlanta Braves to excellence.:rolleyes: :D

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=31404&highlight=atlanta+braves

[GLX]

Any of the T-Dome threads.

Boobies:Yay or Nay RIP:(

[Contramundi]

KORG AVATAR HELP is a classic
AHAHHA..indeed

[gcoleman99]

Long time lurker but only joined recently so some of these may seem odd picks, but they are awesome!

i hate my gf - this just cracked me up! (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=136116) OMG, that was so worth the price of admission. Sucks that he closed it so quickly though (and hilarious that her Starbuck's location's still up, too). :D

[djshalope]

i was always partial to:

caption america film or minni seris (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=23107)

[!!!1]

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=113761

and anything with Rob Liefeld

[Habitual]

"Hey Smashely" was like watching a train wreck, you just couldn't take your eyes off it.

And of course Wisdom's "I have been plagiarized" thread was one of the most hilarious things I have ever read. Some of the "hotel stories" threads are classics as well.

Hab