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DreamKing
12-13-2007, 11:17 AM
During GL #25 when the colors are explained, I noticed the glaring absence of the color brown. What's wrong, DC, is brown not a cool enough color for you?

I think that brown should not be discriminated against, and that it should receive its own corps. And if there is to be a Brown Lantern Corps, they'll need to be powered by... humor!

And who better to lead a humor-based corps than...


G'NORT!!!

http://www.dcuguide.com/glcorps/images/gnort.jpg

C'mon DC, give us THE BROWN LANTERN CORPS!!!

Discuss.
caats19
12-13-2007, 11:19 AM
if only for the splash page when every single brown lantern gets killed at once.
rnbell
12-13-2007, 11:20 AM
It may sound fun, but everyone would make fun of them for being the crap lanterns.
DreamKing
12-13-2007, 11:22 AM
if only for the splash page when every single brown lantern gets killed at once.
Exactly! :D

It would firmly establish the Red or Black Lanterns as evil badasses.
DreamKing
12-13-2007, 11:23 AM
It may sound fun, but everyone would make fun of them for being the crap lanterns.
That would be half the fun! They'd get no respect and be the laughing stock of the universe.
rabbitman
12-13-2007, 11:38 AM
That would be half the fun! They'd get no respect and be the laughing stock of the universe.

And of course ironically they'd be the most powerful lanterns with control of the speed-force, kryptonian-like powers, and batmans knowledge (along with lantern powers). but if it wasnt for their damn color!!:o
BornToRun
12-13-2007, 11:44 AM
Their rings would be useless against white, bringing on years of toilet bowl jokes...! :eek:
cncoyle
12-13-2007, 11:49 AM
My favorite Dolly Madison/Charlie Brown pie (http://bp0.blogger.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/RY4VNaovAlI/AAAAAAAAABQ/g1NyptdQwpE/s1600-h/IMG_2306_270px.jpg) was the chocolate one with the brown wrapping. I can't remember the girl on the outside (wasn't Marcy, Lucy or Patty).

Look at Hershey's chocolate bars--they do brown proud!

Let's have some Hershey Lanterns!
DreamKing
12-13-2007, 12:10 PM
My favorite Dolly Madison/Charlie Brown pie (http://bp0.blogger.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/RY4VNaovAlI/AAAAAAAAABQ/g1NyptdQwpE/s1600-h/IMG_2306_270px.jpg) was the chocolate one with the brown wrapping. I can't remember the girl on the outside (wasn't Marcy, Lucy or Patty).

Look at Hershey's chocolate bars--they do brown proud!

Let's have some Hershey Lanterns!
How dare you post links to pictures of yummy pies in this thread while I'm still two hours away from my lunch break at work!

HOW DARE YOU, SIR!!! :mad:


With that out of the way, your Hershey Lanterns idea sounds...delicious! :)
GratefulFred
12-13-2007, 01:04 PM
"Don't touch that construct! It might be doo-doo!"
BillReed
12-13-2007, 01:17 PM
G'Nort is my favorite Green Lantern.