As a man, is it wrong to want my wife to wear this during lovemaking?

[Cyphon]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT82420lg.jpg

[Crump's Brother]

DO IT !

And make her say "Til all are one! Til all are one!" while she wears it.

[UnknownEric]

Autosluts wage their battle to lubricate the forces of the Nosexicons.

[Timberoo]

You want to f*ck Optimus Prime?

A Black Arachnia mask I could understand....

[NeoSamurai]

You want to f*ck Optimus Prime?

A Black Arachnia mask I could understand....

if you're a fan of megatron, you always want to f*ck Optimus Prime.

[lancer_man]

You are repressed robot-gay.

[toolverine]

Robo____er.

[wilcofan]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT82420lg.jpg
How much are those? That is awesome by the way. Wife.....where are you......:D

[Zechs]

Tell her that she should say, "One shall stand, one shall fall." and "I thought you where made of sterner stuff."

[Atomic Midni]

Robo____er.
Cyphon is the male version of the Scarlet Witch

[toolverine]

Cyphon is the male version of the Scarlet Witch

Cyphon has a USB port on his penis.

[Timberoo]

if you're a fan of megatron, you always want to f*ck Optimus Prime.

So it wasn't just me who's gaydar went off about Megatron.....

[Herald]

"Transform and roll out!!" :p :D

[lancer_man]

So it wasn't just me who's gaydar went off about Megatron.....

I thought bumblebee was the only gay one.

[FrostyFrog]

I almost sent this thread to my fiancee ... then realized the possible repercussions and realized this will never happen without my ass getting kicked :D

[Timberoo]

I thought bumblebee was the only gay one.

There was obvious sexual tension between Megatron and Starscream.

[Delta Ass]

Are you also going to have your wife attached to a trailer of some sort?

[toolverine]

Are you also going to have your wife attached to a trailer of some sort?

Aside from the one they live in?

[TheGrayHulk]

Hey, if I were you I would be the one wearing it, and give the wife a Megatron mask... and then FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! The bed can be Cybertron... and the war will go on! That would be kinda hot... :o ;)

[royce73]

If you have to go the mask route, it is a helluva lot better going with Optimus Prime than going with this:

http://www.halloweenstore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/cesar/60057%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg

[The D]

I'd rather get a piece of this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Grimace.jpg/250px-Grimace.jpg

[Timberoo]

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

[mrorangesoda]

I'd rather get a piece of this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Grimace.jpg/250px-Grimace.jpg

Nothing can ____ the Grimace...

[lancer_man]

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

I thought he already had to wear a mask for her to even touch him.

[royce73]

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

I remember going as OJ Simpson for my senior year in college (1995). I had the black glove, machette, and everything. I remember sitting at my friends house and getting drunk before going out when my friend's drunk girlfriend (now wife and mother of his children) thought it would be hot if she wore the OJ mask while they had sex. The room went silent for a good 10 seconds.

[mrorangesoda]

How cool would it be if she wanted YOU to wear the Optimus mask?

You can yell "Soon I shall be one with the matrix!!!!"

[Not From Around]

I don't suppose they have Transformers Underoos now, do they? You might suggest her wearing some of those first. To kind of gauge her reaction. She'll probably say no, in which case you'll have saved yourself a much more extreme negative reaction than if you had started out with that mask....

Anyway, good luck and hope you don't end up spending the next year or so on the couch! :p

[NeoSamurai]

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

[kingofcities]

I don't suppose they have Transformers Underoos now, do they? You might suggest her wearing some of those first. To kind of gauge her reaction. She'll probably say no, in which case you'll have saved yourself a much more extreme negative reaction than if you had started out with that mask....


I love that you tried to come up with a way for him to seriously test the waters on this. :D

[eltopo]

well it's only wrong if you dont wear a megatron mask !

[MoneyMelon]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.
I'm pretty sure that means you're gay.

[kingofcities]

well it's only wrong if you dont wear a megatron mask !

But what if she wore these too...

http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/hulkhands.jpg

[Delta Ass]

But what if she wore these too...

http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/hulkhands.jpg

Those hands don't have any holes...

[KyleCowstar]

Those hands don't have any holes...


The most awkward hj ever....

[Starlord]

not sure about lovemaking, but I highly recommend it when your wife is in labor.

she might not appreciate it as much... but you will. ;)

[Timberoo]

Those hands don't have any holes...

What if she didn't intend on grabbing anything. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[eltopo]

But what if she wore these too...

http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/hulkhands.jpg

well....
he'd have to wear these
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/eltopo/crap/teaser.jpg
:)

[kingofcities]

What if she didn't intend on grabbing anything. :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm surprised it took someone that long... :D :p

[Herald]

What if she didn't intend on grabbing anything. :eek: :eek: :eek:

What if there's nothing for her to grab?? :eek:

:p :D

[eltopo]

I wear this

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/eltopo/DSC00796.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

is that wried ?

[SuperginraiX]

So it wasn't just me who's gaydar went off about Megatron.....
He transforms into a little gun. The most powerful Decepticon transforms into a weapon that is only useful if someone else is using it.

Translation: Megatron just wanted to be held.

That's not really gay, but it's the whole reason he formed the Decepticons. He wanted to connect with someone.

[Jack Burton]

You've got the touch. You got the poooooooooooooooooooooower!!!!!!!!

[Kolimar]

Odd? Yeah. Wrong? No way! :D

[kingofcities]

I wear this

Here's how I roll...

http://www.pigorfig.com/galactus/images/wearing_painted_3.jpg

[Michael Hawk]

But what if she wore these too...

http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/hulkhands.jpg
You really got to lube those suckers up.

[Starlord]

I wear this

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/eltopo/DSC00796.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

is that wried ?

not for me. :D

[Starlord]

Here's how I roll...

http://www.pigorfig.com/galactus/images/wearing_painted_3.jpg

talk about being screwed! :eek:

[kingofcities]

talk about being screwed! :eek:

By Odin's beard baby!

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3228/thorhelm1kq.jpg

:p

[TheGrayHulk]

You've got the touch. You got the poooooooooooooooooooooower!!!!!!!!

Hey, Jack. The following is completely unrelated to this thread...

Al Bundy will always RULE! :D

That'll be all.

[Gladiator X]

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3228/thorhelm1kq.jpg




Verily!
This be mine face whilst I F@#K thee in thine ass wife!

:D

[royce73]

Here's how I roll...

http://www.pigorfig.com/galactus/images/wearing_painted_3.jpg

Is it me or does this guy look like he's ben kidnapped and forced to wear the helmet at gunpoint.

[kingofcities]

Is it me or does this guy look like he's ben kidnapped and forced to wear the helmet at gunpoint.


There were other pics. Trust me, I think he's proud. :eek: :D

[Jack Burton]

Hey, Jack. The following is completely unrelated to this thread...

Al Bundy will always RULE! :D

That'll be all.

Al Bundy was a man's man.:)

[eltopo]

Here's how I roll...

http://www.pigorfig.com/galactus/images/wearing_painted_3.jpg
that's the coolest thing I've ever seen

[Not From Around]

I love that you tried to come up with a way for him to seriously test the waters on this. :D

Friends try to keep friends from being exiled to the couch!

We've always avoided any disputes over things like this by just wearing nothing at all. It's a simple, yet elegant solution.

[eltopo]

not for me. :D
yeah I know that when I break out the space ghost outfit:p
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/eltopo/DSC00994.jpg

[Herald]

For everyone's sake, turn on your Inviso-power. :p

[Cyphon]

Friends try to keep friends from being exiled to the couch!

We've always avoided any disputes over things like this by just wearing nothing at all. It's a simple, yet elegant solution.

I do appreciate you taking my insanity seriously :D

[kingofcities]

that's the coolest thing I've ever seen

I'm not so sure about that. :D

http://www.pigorfig.com/galactus/images/wearing_painted_1.jpg

[Cyphon]

I'm not so sure about that. :D

Yeah, it looks a better dimly lit and in the shadows.

[eltopo]

I'm not so sure about that. :D

http://www.pigorfig.com/galactus/images/wearing_painted_1.jpg
that is pretty solid

[eltopo]

For everyone's sake, turn on your Inviso-power. :p
ouch


I'm going to go cry now :(

[Dragavon]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT82420lg.jpg

Yes it is.:rolleyes:


Any true geek would be trying to get his wife into a Slave Leia Bikini.:D

[Herald]

ouch


I'm going to go cry now :(

Only Tad Ghostal should be wearing the cowl. I wouldn't try it, either!

[Northstar04]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT82420lg.jpg

Sexual freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

[Starlord]

yeah I know that when I break out the space ghost outfit:p
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/eltopo/DSC00994.jpg

you're just trying to give me a coronary, aren't you? :p ;)

[Cyphon]

Yes it is.:rolleyes:


Any true geek would be trying to get his wife into a Slave Leia Bikini.:D

Loser Star Wars nerds. :rolleyes:

:D

[Dragavon]

Loser Star Wars nerds. :rolleyes:

:D

Yes we are.:p

[eltopo]

you're just trying to give me a coronary, aren't you? :p ;)
hahahah no no no



that's what the el topo speedo pics are for :p

[Starlord]

hahahah no no no



that's what the el topo speedo pics are for :p

don't tease me. :( :p

[eltopo]

don't tease me. :( :p
sorry,sorry

[Derf]

It's not wrong but it's certainly weird.

[pez dispenser]

"As a nerd, is it wrong to want my wife to wear this during lovemaking?"

Fixed!

[Gladiator X]

Any true geek would be trying to get his wife into a Slave Leia Bikini.:D


Bein' the comic nerd I am,I'd say that I prefer wifey's Scarlet Witch costume or her Phantom Lady suit.

That way I don't have to pretend to be a ginormous slimy slug.;)

[beta-ray]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT82420lg.jpg

I knew there was more to you than meets the eye.

[Not From Around]

I do appreciate you taking my insanity seriously :D

I've found that when someone isn't in their right mind it is often safest to humor them....

[Not From Around]

Yes it is.:rolleyes:


Any true geek would be trying to get his wife into a Slave Leia Bikini.:D

He'd probably have a better chance getting her to go along with that anyway. I think many wives could understand that one. Might even find it flattering.

No guarantees, though!

[JMarsh642]

He'd probably have a better chance getting her to go along with that anyway. I think many wives could understand that one. Might even find it flattering.

No guarantees, though!

My wife has mentioned that as a possibility on her own! (She was a big fan of Friends) :cool:


Edit: Somewhere, Retro is thinking "TMI"

[Not From Around]

My wife has mentioned that as a possibility on her own! (She was a big fan of Friends) :cool:


Edit: Somewhere, Retro is thinking "TMI"

Speaking of which...are you two married yet? I don't remember when you were supposed to tie the knot.

[JMarsh642]

Speaking of which...are you two married yet? I don't remember when you were supposed to tie the knot.

we got married on May 19th

[Starlord]

we got married on May 19th

congrats!!!!

[JMarsh642]

congrats!!!!

Thanks! and congrats o your recovery (at least I assume that you are doing better since you are posting her on the boards)

[DEVILMAN]

You are one sick puppy Cyphon.

[Smoky]

Cuz if so, I'm totally getting one tonight.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CHT82420lg.jpg

It looks better than the brown paper sack she usually wears over her head during sex.;)

[lancer_man]

My wife did the Leia slave outfit for me once. I am trying to get her to do a Jean Grey/Phoenix thing but she might have to actually make that outfit herself since it has been rather hard to find.

[Cyphon]

He'd probably have a better chance getting her to go along with that anyway. I think many wives could understand that one. Might even find it flattering.

No guarantees, though!

At 7 months pregnant, I don't think she'd find the Slave Leia costume that flattering :D

[Timberoo]

At 7 months pregnant, I don't think she'd find the Slave Leia costume that flattering :D

But asking her to dress like a tractor trailer would be flattering?

You never want to have sex again, do you?

[Cyphon]

But asking her to dress like a tractor trailer would be flattering?

You never want to have sex again, do you?

I'm just making a guarantee of what is currently up in the air :D

[Not From Around]

But asking her to dress like a tractor trailer would be flattering?

You never want to have sex again, do you?

He's got a point there! I can all but guarantee that a noticeably pregnant woman would see it as an insult. Don't mess with a woman who's having the hormone and body image problems she's probably having!

[Not From Around]

we got married on May 19th

Congratulations, JM! I know this is an exciting period in your life, in a lot of ways.

[Cyphon]

He's got a point there! I can all but guarantee that a noticeably pregnant woman would see it as an insult. Don't mess with a woman who's having the hormone and body image problems she's probably having!

When is a woman not having body image problems? :rolleyes:

:D

Actually, since she went to half-days at work, the hormones and the mood swings and the crying has been significantly lessened. It's amazing what a terrible class can do to a relatively new teacher's confident and self-esteem!

[royce73]

My wife has mentioned that as a possibility on her own! (She was a big fan of Friends) :cool:


Edit: Somewhere, Retro is thinking "TMI"

Better hurry up and do it, then. Wife's attitudes often change once they get the wedding ring. :)

[Brent Sienna]

At 7 months pregnant, I don't think she'd find the Slave Leia costume that flattering :D

You could always paint her belly as the Death Star if you wanted to go with a Star Wars theme.