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MattBrady
03-13-2007, 10:46 AM
<i>Press Release</i>
<blockquote>The art of satire always seems most absent at times when it's most needed. But IDW Publishing is here to fill a void by taking a left turn in more ways than one. The comic book publisher is pleased to announce that they are bringing back the noble tradition of politically minded trading cards with a new set that celebrates the world in which we live even as it points out the foibles of those in charge.

Coming in May is George W, Bush and the Weapons of Mass Distraction, a 36-card boxed set of illustrated trading cards that looks at all the political figures you've come to know and "love," complete with notable facts and their career "highlights," their quotable quotes and jibes.

Each trading card is dedicated to a different member of the "team," the Bush administration figures and peripheral folks who move and shape policy and public opinion.

Among the recipients of this dubious honor are "team captain" George W. Bush, here represented as "King George II," who "reigns over the proud monarchy of Americaland;" also included is Vic-President Dick Cheney; The Colbert Report's host and truthiness proponent, Stephen Colbert; former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld; Tony Blair; Bill O'Reilly; and 30 others.

IDW Publishing is please to announce the debut of their George W. Bush and his weapons of mass distractions trading cards. Not a "once upon a time" type of story, this one begins quite differently: "King George II reigns over the proud monarchy of Americaland." Told through a series of 36 trading cards, this is the tale of George W. Bush and his weapons of mass distractions.

While chock-full of facts, these cards offer an alternative way of viewing these powerful men and women. You�ll discover that:

Stephen Colbert is the ultimate weapon of mass distraction. His viewers tune in for a laugh, while secretly-seeded propaganda pellets seep into their synapses
George Bush's wife, Laura Bush, has influence on George. While not obvious, it has always been strong: she participated in the National Book Awards, and George once read a book.

Previous Secretary of State Colin Powell stood for truth, justice and the American Way for most of his life. But under the tutelage of Bush, he had to ignore the first two, and simply had to stick with the third.

Graphic illustrations help illustrate the personalities and predilections of those involved, too. One card shows Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly with a dog snout and floppy ears, demonstrating who he really is�an attack dog for the Bush Administration; another depicts Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson as a cyborg�due to a chip in his arm that supposedly carries medical information, but really allows him to launch nuclear weapons.

IDW's Mission will be Accomplished on May 20, 2007, when George Bush and the Weapons of Mass Distraction hit comic specialty shops and bookstores nationwide. (Diamond Distributors order code MAR07 3535)</blockquote><center><a href="http://www.newsarama.com/IDWnew/BushCards/Bush_Cards_bush_front.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.newsarama.com/IDWnew/BushCards/t_Bush_Cards_bush_front.jpg" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.newsarama.com/IDWnew/BushCards/Bush_Cards_bush_back.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.newsarama.com/IDWnew/BushCards/t_Bush_Cards_bush_back.jpg" hspace="3" border="0"></a></p>
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Rodrigo Baeza
03-13-2007, 03:22 PM
One strange thing about this press release: why not include some info about who's actually writing and drawing these cards?

Rodrigo
http://rodrigobaeza.blog-city.com

RichJohnston
03-13-2007, 09:09 PM
One strange thing about this press release: why not include some info about who's actually writing and drawing these cards?

Rodrigo
http://rodrigobaeza.blog-city.com

Well... I've written them...

tsd08460
03-14-2007, 10:06 AM
Well... I've written them...

Googled it:

Rich Johnston (w); Enrique Lorenzana (a) This boxed set of 36 political trading cards brings back the art of political satire. Featuring all the wacky and zany Bush administration figures you've come to know and 'love,' complete with their career highlights, quotable quotes and mean-spirited and downright un-American jibes.

Written by Rich Johnston, a comic book industry gossip columnist from London, which makes him perfectly qualified to write this set of cards featuring detailed satirical jabs at the Bush administration-he'll be safe across the ocean.

AraqnidM
03-17-2007, 01:43 AM
Colbert secret propaganda? Is this a joke that I'm not getting? If so, why can't I get it?

I watch Colbert all the time and I''m not any more in favor of Bush than I was in 2000 or 2004 or whatever.

Alextron
03-17-2007, 08:48 AM
Can't wait for the IDW 'were with Osama' set complete with Quran passages praising death of Americans.


But wait, there's more. IDW is coming out with it's World War 2 era card set of Nazi propaganda cards with all of white supremist teachings called 'The
Aryan Race will never be stopped!'

Catchy.

GenerallZodd
03-19-2007, 01:57 PM
Can't wait for the IDW 'were with Osama' set complete with Quran passages praising death of Americans.


But wait, there's more. IDW is coming out with it's World War 2 era card set of Nazi propaganda cards with all of white supremist teachings called 'The
Aryan Race will never be stopped!'

Catchy.

Haha thanx man, that made my morning. Whew. There's nothing more hilarious than the art of Righty defensive exaggeration for effect. Sigh, if only Bush and his cronies weren't so damned buffoonish and lampoonable.

RichJohnston
03-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Can't wait for the IDW 'were with Osama' set complete with Quran passages praising death of Americans.

Why would there be such a thing?

But wait, there's more. IDW is coming out with it's World War 2 era card set of Nazi propaganda cards with all of white supremist teachings called 'The
Aryan Race will never be stopped!'

No, no, they really are not.

hosstbl
03-23-2007, 09:08 PM
Well... I've written them...

No offense to Rich, whose column I love, but I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of an American company publishing this kind of satire, written by a Non-American, while our country is still at war. Lord knows that I love that fact that our country protects the right of freedom of speech even when it's speech that we should rightly be embarrassed by.

tulvision
03-24-2007, 08:01 AM
I Love it. The ironing is delicious!

Round these frucks up and send 'em to Gitmo

Douglas
03-26-2007, 06:14 PM
I Love it. The ironing is delicious!

Round these frucks up and send 'em to Gitmo

Seconded (well, except for the ironing part). The truth hurts no matter what country it comes from. Keep up the good work Rich.

RichJohnston
03-30-2007, 06:49 AM
No offense to Rich, whose column I love, but I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of an American company publishing this kind of satire, written by a Non-American, while our country is still at war. Lord knows that I love that fact that our country protects the right of freedom of speech even when it's speech that we should rightly be embarrassed by.

Unless its on network TV...

Borg 9
04-01-2007, 10:54 AM
No offense to Rich, whose column I love, but I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of an American company publishing this kind of satire, written by a Non-American, while our country is still at war. Lord knows that I love that fact that our country protects the right of freedom of speech even when it's speech that we should rightly be embarrassed by.

Well you just proved that George is not a king and such. These cards existance prove that. Funny how when the left screams oppression, they are making money doing it.